When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Greetings you reader types. How are you? Doing ok? You want a soda? You may be wondering if my post title is just a really awesome random string of words. No, that's dumb. I'm too clever for that. But first, I will digress.

My (relatively) intense tutoring schedule abruptly ended this week. I just have a few hours next week and then nothing until mid-July. As such, I may find myself bored enough to put stuff up here more often. No promises, though. +/-

I have completed flower carving today. I will begin painting tomorrow. This calls for a flower picture. And a sexy hand.



Now, I return to the title of this post. As is my habit, I've started preliminary planning for my next thingy before the current one is totally finished. As advertised, my next creation will be a carving of Buddy Christ. Buddy Christ made his film debut in the movie Dogma. He was introduced by Cardinal Glick. If you've somehow never seen this movie, you can watch the relevant portion here:

The words in my title straight from the mouth of the late, great George Carlin, who I think you all recognize from the clip above. So I think it ties everything together nicely. Plus maybe I'll get some traffic from people that actually worship Jesus or pork chops. Let's hope I can carve this one as well as I drew it:



Peace be upon you.